In honor of Valentine’s Day, I’ve decided to do a very special salute to love. Here is my Top 6 Valentine’s Day cards from the Star Wars: A Very Vader Valentine’s Day activity book.
SPOILER ALERT. I will be posting actual pictures of the Valentine’s day cards. It’s possible that some of you are still in the process of completing your own Vader Valentine’s Day activity book. Animockery does not condone spoilers. If you want to experience the wonder of these sentimental creations on your own, stop reading this post now.
#6 – Ewoks – Really clever use of the word Endor. Because Ewoks live on the planet Endor. And this card has an Ewok on it. I hope I’ve connected all the dots for you.
#5 – Chewbacca – What a unique representation of Chewbacca. Kinda looks like a big scoop of chocolate ice cream with an under-bite.
#4 – C3PO – Poor C3PO. Will he ever find the companionship he so truly deserves?
#3 – Jabba the Hut – I like this card for a number of reasons. Jabba is one of my favorite Star Wars characters and ‘Quit Playing Games With My Heart’ is one of my favorite Backstreet Boys songs.
#2 – Boba Fett – This card really speaks to me. It says “I’m looking for love but my job comes first”. I will freeze you in carbonite if the money is right.
#1 – Frozen Han Solo – This card seems a little desperate. I mean, what does this ice cube really have to offer? Lower home cooling costs? Maybe next year Han.